I went to bed last night with a goal: to rid myself of clutter (this always happens after I watch an episode of Hoarders: Buried Alive!). But now that it's time to set to work, I kinda just wanna go watch some Ellen and let all of my useless chotchkies live for another day. I mean, come on, that giant Rock On Bowling for Soup Foam Rock On Hand isn't hurting anyone while it's perched on a dresser. Those KISS Mr. Potato Heads still in their box? Definitely essential to my well-being and life, right? The yoga mat that's been sitting in it's plastic for 4 years (don't give those eyes!) in the trunk of my car (yes, in my trunk probably giving off cancerous fumes as it baked in the summer sun time and time again). You never know when an impromptu yoga session will come about, and I would hate to be without my [favorite] mat (hahaha it sounds ridiculous to me too).
*sigh*
I know.
I know!
Sheesh! I hear you! Ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok
O...K
I'm on it. As soon as I'm done posting this message for all of you lovelies, I'll get to it.
Maybe.
Well, you see, it's raining outside. And no one wants to start lugging bags of their precious belongings to give to Goodwill in the rain. It's a fact. No one. Not even the Hoarders that have bugs crawling around in their favorite coffee cups, beds, etc. Even they can live with their...disease... for another day. And just for the record, I'm am definitely not at HOARDER LEVEL MAXIMUS. I sit, with all of my wax figurines from Michigan and squished penny collection, at CROWDED SHELF LEVEL - which is still in the SAFE-TO-HAVE-PEOPLE-OVER-WITHOUT-THEM-VOMITING-OR-RUNNING-AWAY-IN-REVULSION REALM.
Dang you Hoarders: Buried Alive for once again inspiring me to declutter only to be faced with environmental road blocks (like rain and power outages... I swear my electricity just went out as I was typing environmental road blocks... I swear. Well played, Great Being. Well played.). Anyway! So now I have to go reset all of the clocks in the house and perhaps circle the property for unsightly twigs and branches and then drink a cup of tea because I'll be cold when I come back in and then go on a hunt for my 'winter socks' because my feet will be cold and the tea will not warm them and then curl up in my snuggie to readjust to my body temperature and while doing that, turn on The Price is Right so that I can practice my price honing skillz just in case I should ever be invited to 'Come on Down!!!!'. Afterall - I would hate to waste time and let the day melt away from under me.
Ciao!
P.S. When is Starbucks going to come out with the signature hot chocolates?!?!? I am jonesing for that salted chocolate drink.
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