Frau Millie

So as I mentioned earlier - I'm "training" for a 10k. HAHAHAHA I know. I think it's pretty hilarious too. I still can't believe that I've committed myself to doing something so... ... ... athletic. I'm just not that girl, you see. When other girls were playing softball or being intense about dance or cross country or whatever - I was busy doing my nails, perfecting my mad bang cutting skillz (oh how I got em!), and on a quest to find the perfect outfit to accessory ratio. All of which don't require much athletic ability, but did leave me gloriously quaffed, fluffed, and puffed. Yay!

So knowing myself all to well and my attraction to all things 'oh so pretty!' - I've enlisted the help of one, Frau Millie. She has a lot of the same qualities as Jackie Warner (minus her liking for other females - I think). She is tireless, has a killer body, doesn't take no for an answer, always works out to intensity, and has somewhat of a nurturing streak while trying to torture you.



Without further delay, it is my honor to introduce Frau Millie:

 

Frau preparing for our ab workout.  She said that only 'fit' people get to lay in the sun while doing it... Meanie.

 

"Time to workout!!!!!" She said with maniacal laughter

"You call that 'to intensity'?!?!?! I can't even look at you, you slow poke!"

She may only be 8 lbs, but she knows how to workout. Hard. Yesterday, her and I went on a 2 mile jaunt through a park near my house. She literally would go as far her leash would allow (without strangling her) and then wait for me to catch up only to run off as soon as I got to her. Think of a 2 mile game of tag... with me being the only one who was 'it'. Today we plan to do it again, only faster.............(Yikes!!!).............and accompanied by an incredible ab work out.........(OWIE!!!).........

OH NO! 

The Frau has spotted me typing and not warming up! Got to go before I need to give her 20 more!!!

Ciao for now!

P.S. Remember the pancakes that I said I was going to have the other day?

These are them:

The 'lady's' stack..... Imagine what the 'mancakes' look like!?!

and I only at 2. :)