Me: Calm down! And what's up with... (long pause as I contemplate really breaching this subject with my mother) you and whistledicks today??? This is like the 4th time you've said it in an hour. Is 'whistledick'' (pronounced with extra pronunciation this time) your new word???
Sharon: No. Whistledick. Is. Not. My. New. Word. Insert my Full. Name. Here.
Me: Oh. Ok. Just wondering.
:::Uncomfortably Long Silence:::
Sharon: 'Jackass' is!!!
Me: 'Jackass'... is... what?
Sharon: My new word (said in a tone implying that I'm new here and I should have known exactly what she was talking about DUH).
Me: Oh.
:::Uncomfortably Long Silence Take 2:::
Me: Well you know that 'jackass' isn't a new word, right? It's been around awhile....
Sharon: God Dammit! My Full Name Here!!!!!!! Mind your own business.
And this is why, friends, that I hesitate procreating.... if there is any chance that I will turn into that or produce something like that, I think I would rather take my chances with small animals and imaginary friends....... Imagine what she's going to be like when she hits old old age???? Yeeesh.
Happy Saturday!!!
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