O to the M to the G!

So the other day I went grocery shopping... I bought the usual fruits, veggies, fresh meats, some dairy and tried my best to stay on the outer perimeter of the store (all the evil processed food lives in the 7th circle of hell aisles. The closer you get to the center of the store, the more evil and tempting the food... It's where the chocolate covered pretzels and soda live, after all.) I didn't think anything of the groceries I bought until I got home and perched myself in front of the tv.

A commercial for pistachios with Snooki as the spokesperson came on... 

I immediately whipped my head toward the kitchen with my eyes opened wide (like 'there's mysterious footsteps coming up from the basement' opened wide). Sitting in my pantry are the exact pistachios that Snooki was hocking on the tv.

WHAAAAAAAT?

Guys. I think I have been brainwashed by Snooki. I haven't bought pistachios in a hot minute - let alone a $13 bag that I could've gotten for much less at Costco or Sam's Club... I don't even remember putting them in my cart! Oh god. I'm one of Snooki's minions now. I can almost feel the pouf growing and my pale Irish skin getting more orange by the second.  Help me!!!! I. Can't. Fight. The. Urge. To. Fist. Pump. Much. Longer. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In other news, I bought a Wii Fit Plus and Just Dance 2 the other day (so that I could fist pump to my heart's content no doubt) and let me tell you - they kicked my ass. After being a Pussy Cat Doll, a master hula hooper, ninja, and Avril Lavigne's back-up dancer, I can barely walk and/or bend over and/or sit in an upright position comfortably. Who knew that standing on a little board while gyrating and waving your arms could almost kill you??? I surely didn't.

Owie! Owie! Ouch!

It does burn so good though. :) Gotta burn off all of those christmas cookies and holiday treats somehow... Keep your fingers crossed because I think tomorrow I might regain the ability to bend over and put on my socks! Yay!

 

Happy Monday!